My Addiction to Bad Food

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So… Let’s talk about what’s going on…

My wonderful and super smart girlfriend is a dietitian, and she’s in amazing shape… I’m a system administrator that sits around an office all day, works at night, and hasn’t traditionally eaten in the most healthful fashion…

It drives me crazy that I’m in such shit shape, and that she’s so perfect… I mean, it’s ridiculous… She’s GORGEOUS… and then I’m the fatass on her arm…

I’m sick of people thinking (and I know they’re thinking it): “Wow! What a beautiful girl! I wonder why she’s with that guy?! He must have a lot of money or a big dick or something!”

Now, while they’re totally right (ha!), that’s not how I want to be seen and thought of… I want people to see the BOTH of us, and think “Wow! What a fit couple!”

I have to make this change in order to achieve my goal…

Now, I’m not a huge fan of traditional “junk food” in the sense of eating sweets or chips… That’s not my thing… I’m going to be completely blunt when I say that my issue is that I love to pig out on portions of savory things… I’ll eat the biggest burger on the menu, covered with all the fixins, and then order disco fries on the side (french fries covered in gravy and mozzarella cheese)…

In fact, as I’m typing this, I’m watching “Mystery Diner” (which yes, I know is fake), and they’re showing a guy eating a 7.5 lbs grilled cheese sandwich, with bacon, chicken tenders, and all sorts of ridiculous things mixed in… My brain says that it’s ridiculous, and totally overkill… and yet I TOTALLY wanna eat it… Mind you, I won’t… But FUUUUUCK… I would TOTALLY eat that if I could…

So, yeah… That’s my “addiction” so to speak… I fucking LOVE oversize portions of bad-for-you “comfort” food…

Note: I just ate a normal portion of a “Vegan Avocado Chick’n Wrap” from the health food store… I added some Tabasco Chipotle Pepper Sauce to it to jazz it up… I’ve been logging my meals, and trying to keep myself in control… Before I eat now, I’ve been looking at my day so far, and counting my caloric intake… As of tomorrow, I’m submitting my journal to my girlfriend so she can write up a meal plan for me…

I’ll update more as things progress…

Signed,

Losing Weight

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